Twilight Spoof Review—Terribly Funny!

UPDATE: She has more chapters posted!!!!!

I received this link from Lex Valentine, a talented writer whose teen daughter shows that talent runs in the family. I thought this young lady’s post needed some extra attention for the sheer fact that I love a good spoof and she pulled it off quite nicely. First, pay close attention that she mimics the writing style of Stephanie Meyers and gives the story a darkly, saturated dose of humor that had me in stitches.

It’s a great read:

Quotes:

I was dressed really pretty. The kind of pretty where people would stop in the middle of whatever stupid activity they were doing and give me their full attention just like God intended. That kind of pretty. Suffice it to say, I was really uber pretty. My mom was driving me to the airport and my carry on was a parka because I can make a parka look really fucking pretty. You probably can’t though.

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“So, this is a lot different than Phoenix, huh?” he asked inquisitively.

“Duh,” I answered in annoyance.

“It doesn’t rain much there, does it?”

“Duh.”

“Wow, what must that be like?” he wondered wonderingly.

“Sunny,” I told him tellingly.

“You’re kind of pale.”

“My mother is part albino.”

Apparently my sarcasm was lost on him, but I had to forgive him for his stupidity because he’s inbred.

*****

To check the rest of the article out:

Sparkly Vampire Nonsense: Chapter One

http://www.sociallydead.com/2009/sparkly-vampire-nonsense-chapter-one/comment-page-1/#comment-314

Again, it is a great read and an excellent first attempt at this type of humor. She would make Wyntress Nyght (a dark satire I am working on) proud. Let’s hope this girl keeps it up and does something with this talent!

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