Book: WYNTRESS NYGHT’s SUPERNATURAL CRACK IS RELEASED!!!!!!!
Today is release day and I am JUMPING for joy! My book along with another is available to the public as of 12 midnight eastern!
Wyntress Nyght’s Supernatural Crack by ME ME ME–C.H. Scarlett!!!!!
Paranormal, Humor….
Blurb:
"Good evening my delicious little darklings of darkness. Wyntress Nyght, here, serving up your forbidden dose of supernatural crack. So hook up your IVs, roll up the psychic and toke her, or offer up your shot glass for some ectoplasmic delight. For I have the phantasmal kick you have all been jonzing for. No DTs here, my darklings, only the monster of all dragons for you to chase . . . me! Now, for those readers who are new to my witch-board of communications, allow me to sinfully boast a little about the place I haunt. It’s the Other World, the Underworld, or a label I am rather fond of and prefer, Hell."
*Gasps* Did she say Hell?
CLICK TO READ MORE!!!!!!! AND check out the Excerpt!
Check out the Book Trailer too if you have time!!!!
Scroll to the bottom of the page for Book Trailer!!!!
ALONG WITH Magnolia Heat–A Gay Fiction, Noble Romance by Keta Diablo!!! She has a release tonight as well so don’t forget to check it out too!!!!!!
Wyntress Nyght’s Supernatural Crack Book Trailer
lol I just finished the Book Trailer for Wyntress Nyght’s Supernatural Crack
Book One: Exes & Hexes
Paranormal, Dark Satire, Erotic Romance
Shout at me and let me know what you think. I’m so tired now. It’s been a long crazy week, sheesh!
Oh and check this out!!! The Official Book Cover!
Book Blurb:
“Good evening my delicious little darklings of darkness. Wyntress Nyght here, serving up your forbidden dose of supernatural crack. So hook up your IV’s, roll up the psychic and toke her, or offer up your shot glass for some ecotplasmic delight. For I have the phantasmal kick you have all been jonzing for. No DT’s here my darklings, only the monster of all dragons for you to chase… me! Now, for those readers who are new to my witch-board of communications, allow me too sinfully boast a little about the place I haunt. It’s the Other World, the Underworld, or a label I am rather fond of and prefer, Hell.”
*Gasps* Did she say Hell? That she did, and a few pages later, you’ll realize what a hilarious but darkly adventurous thrill ride Hell can be. And who knew it would have all started with an ex-Fanger and the kidnapping of his new coffin screamer. Toss in a lusty Were, a mischievous Zombie, a Dominion of Chaos, some too-damn-sexy Demons, a mysterious malicious and hidden plot, plus whatever other zany characters of Hell pop up, and we have the makings as to why there’s never a boring moment in the death of Wyntress Nyght!
Now, grab a dry pair of knickers just in case yours get moist from laughing, and open the book already. Wyntress hates to be left waiting by the grave!
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Introducing Wyntress Nyght’s Supernatural Crack!
Would you like to meet Wyntress Nyght from my brand new series Wyntress Nyght’s Supernatural Crack?
Blurb:
“Good evening my delicious little darklings of darkness. Wyntress Nyght here, serving up your forbidden dose of supernatural crack. So hook up your IV’s, roll up the psychic and toke her, or offer up your shot glass for some ecotplasmic delight. For I have the phantasmal kick you have all been jonzing for. No DT’s here my darklings, only the monster of all dragons for you to chase… me! Now, for those readers who are new to my witch-board of communications, allow me too sinfully boast a little about the place I haunt. It’s the Other World, the Underworld, or a label I am rather fond of and prefer, Hell.”
*Gasps* Did she say Hell?
That she did, so flip a page and you’ll realize what a hilarious but darkly adventurous thrill ride Hell can be. And who knew it would have all started with an ex-Fanger and the kidnapping of his new coffin screamer. Toss in a lusty Were, a mischievous Zombie, a Dominion of Chaos, some too-damn-sexy Demons, a mysterious malicious and hidden plot, plus whatever other zany characters of Hell pop up, and we have the makings as to why there’s never a boring moment in the death of Wyntress Nyght!
Now, grab a dry pair of knickers just in case yours get moist from laughing, and open the book already. Wyntress hates to be left waiting by the grave!
Coming Soon at Noble Romance Publishing in 2010!
Wyntress Nyght’s Supernatural Crack
Book One:
Exes & Hexes
Genre: Dark Satire, Paranormal, Erotic Romance
Are you ready for one hell of a hilarious time?
This book is not suitable for anyone under 18.
What Are You Thankful For?
I am blogging at the Pagan & Pen today. And here’s a little something I cooked up…
I AM THANKFUL FOR…
The day my car broke down and I didn’t have the money to fix it.
Now I skipped work because
If your interested in a little humor …check it out!
Click:
What Are You Thankful For?
Wyntress Nyght’s Supernatural Crack Sneak Peek!
I have been working on a Dark Satire called
Wyntress Nyght’s Supernatural Crack:
Welcome to my World!
Book 1.
Here is a sneak peak–
Good evening my delicious, little, darklings of darkness! Wyntress Nyght here, reporting directly from the Rave in the Grave, serving up your forbidden dose of supernatural crack. So hook up your IV’s, roll up the psychic and toke her, or offer up your shot glass for some ecotplasmic delight. For I have the phantasmal kick you have all been jonzing for. No DT’s here my darklings, only the monster of all dragons for you to chase, me!
For those readers who are new to my witch-board of communications, allow me too sinfully boast a little concerning myself, and the place I haunt.
*Insert violins of true sorrow.*
I, Wyntress Nyght, was once a woman of the living in the world you know as your own. I, *fake sobs* had a very humble life until it all came to a horrible, tragic end.
Not!
Look, who I was when or if I was alive is pure bore-drizzle compared to what I am now. Now, I party it up, each and every night at the local Rave in the Grave, which is basically the hot spot, no pun intended, for all those who are dead, undead, ghastly and ghostly.
Oh and let’s not forget all those living little darklings that wander through the Gate.
What’s a Gate?
It’s a doorway or portal into my world. Where do I live? It’s the Other World, the Underworld, or a label I am rather fond of and prefer, Hell.
*Gasps*
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WYNTRESS NYGHT LIVES IN A SUPERNATURAL WORLD CALLED BY MANY NAMES. THE ONE SHE LOVES THE BEST, IS HELL. ALTHOUGH HELL IS MUCH DIFFERENT FROM THE FEARSOME DEFINITIONS STAPLED TO IT. WYNTRESS NYGHT IS THE PERFECT, SARCASTIC, HOST TO TAKE US ON SUCH A JOURNEY.
SHE REDEFINES VAMPIRES, WEREWOLVES, WITCHES, ZOMBIES, GHOSTS, AND MORE, BECAUSE SHE KNOWS FIRSTHAND, WHAT THEY ARE. HER CLOSEST PALS IS A WERE NAMED FLINT AND A ZOMBIE NAMED JINX. AND WITH THEM BY HER SIDE, SHE TAKES US ON A RIDE WE SHALL NEVER FORGET.
IN THE FIRST INSTALLMENT OF THIS BOOK–WYNTRESS NYGHT IS HANGING OUT AT HER FAVORITE HOT SPOT CALLED THE RAVE IN THE GRAVE WHEN ALL HELL BREAKS LOOSE, LITERALLY. GUILT-SLAPPED BY AN EX-LOVER AND TEMPTED BY HER CRYPT MASTER, SHE ATTEMPTS TO SAVE A VERY ANNOYING WITCH THAT HAS BEEN KIDNAPPED FOR MYSTERIOUS REASONS.
INTO THE DOMINION OF PANDEMONIA, THE PLACE THAT GOT HER CONDEMNED TO SHEOL, SHE MUST USE HER SPECIAL SKILLS AND GRAVE-WISE TALENTS IN ORDER TO SEE HER QUEST FULFILLED. THE SAME TALENTS THAT GOT HER IN DEEP WATERS WHERE THE MASTERS OF HELL ARE CONCERNED, THE GRIGORI.
UNFORTUNATELY, ONCE SHE REACHES HER DESTINATION, THINGS TURN OUT TO BE MORE THAN WHAT SHE WAS LED TO BELIEVE. WHY THE WITCH WAS KIDNAPPED, AND WHY HER EX REALLY WANTED HER TO GO, MIGHT JUST GET WYNTRESS KICKED OUT OF HELL AND CONDEMNED TO THE WORLD OF THE LIVING, ENDING IN ONE NIGHTMARE WYNTRESS WILL NOT LOOK FORWARD TO.
CAN WYNTRESS FLIP THE CRYPT ON THOSE WORKING HARD ON DIGGING HER A NEW GRAVE?
FIND OUT FOR YOURSELF IN THIS THRILL OF A DARK SATIRE AND EROTIC PARANORMAL!
COMING SOON!
Twilight Spoof Review—Terribly Funny!
UPDATE: She has more chapters posted!!!!!
I received this link from Lex Valentine, a talented writer whose teen daughter shows that talent runs in the family. I thought this young lady’s post needed some extra attention for the sheer fact that I love a good spoof and she pulled it off quite nicely. First, pay close attention that she mimics the writing style of Stephanie Meyers and gives the story a darkly, saturated dose of humor that had me in stitches.
It’s a great read:
Quotes:
I was dressed really pretty. The kind of pretty where people would stop in the middle of whatever stupid activity they were doing and give me their full attention just like God intended. That kind of pretty. Suffice it to say, I was really uber pretty. My mom was driving me to the airport and my carry on was a parka because I can make a parka look really fucking pretty. You probably can’t though.
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“So, this is a lot different than Phoenix, huh?” he asked inquisitively.
“Duh,” I answered in annoyance.
“It doesn’t rain much there, does it?”
“Duh.”
“Wow, what must that be like?” he wondered wonderingly.
“Sunny,” I told him tellingly.
“You’re kind of pale.”
“My mother is part albino.”
Apparently my sarcasm was lost on him, but I had to forgive him for his stupidity because he’s inbred.
*****
To check the rest of the article out:
Sparkly Vampire Nonsense: Chapter One
http://www.sociallydead.com/2009/sparkly-vampire-nonsense-chapter-one/comment-page-1/#comment-314
Again, it is a great read and an excellent first attempt at this type of humor. She would make Wyntress Nyght (a dark satire I am working on) proud. Let’s hope this girl keeps it up and does something with this talent!
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